You Think Your Takeout Is Sketchy? Medieval Cooks Used Whale Vomit (Ambergris) as a Luxury Spice.

November 11, 2025
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You've been there. It's late, you're hungry, and you're scrolling through a food delivery app, about to take a gamble on a sushi place with three-and-a-half stars and some suspiciously blurry photos. You hit "order" and spend the next 45 minutes wondering if you're about to have the best spicy tuna of your life or a one-way ticket to the emergency room. But what if I told you that your sketchy takeout has nothing on the luxury ingredients of the past?

Meet Ambergris, the legendary, astronomically expensive substance that medieval and Renaissance cooks used to flex on their dinner guests. It was the ultimate status symbol, a flavor enhancer, and a perfume all in one. And it came from the digestive system of a sperm whale. Yeah. Whale vomit.

From Whale Guts to Gold Bars

So, what exactly is this stuff? Ambergris is a waxy, solid substance that forms in the intestines of a sperm whale. Whales love to eat squid, but they can't digest the hard, sharp beaks. Usually, they just vomit them up. But sometimes, in about one in every hundred whales, the beaks get stuck in the gut. To protect itself, the whale produces a waxy, fatty substance that coats the beaks, forming a large, growing mass. This is ambergris.

When it's… fresh… it's a dark, putty-like, and intensely fecal-smelling blob. But after floating in the ocean for years, exposed to sun and salt, it transforms. It hardens, turns a whitish-gray, and its aroma matures into something magical: a complex, musky, sweet, and earthy scent that has been described as a mix of tobacco, sandalwood, and the ocean breeze. It's so rare and valuable that it's often called "floating gold," with the highest quality pieces selling for over $8,000 per pound.

The Ultimate Flex in the Kitchen

For centuries, nobody knew where ambergris came from. Theories ranged from hardened sea foam to solidified dragon spittle. But they knew one thing: it was the ultimate luxury. And what do you do with luxury goods? You show them off.

While it's most famous for its use in high-end perfumes (it's a key ingredient in Chanel No. 5), ambergris was also a star in the kitchens of the rich and powerful. It was the medieval equivalent of covering your food in gold leaf, except it also added a unique, intoxicating flavor.

Historical UseThe Delicious (and Sketchy) DetailsRoyal BreakfastKing Charles II of England, a man who knew a thing or two about luxury, reportedly loved his eggs seasoned with a sprinkle of ambergris. Talk about a power breakfast.Aphrodisiac ChocolateThe legendary lover Casanova was known to add ambergris to his chocolate mousse, believing it had powerful aphrodisiac properties. Because nothing says "romance" like whale bile.Fancy DrinksIt was a popular addition to hot chocolate, Turkish coffee, and a medieval party drink called a "posset" (a hot, spiced, curdled milk and wine concoction).Ice Cream 1.0Some of the very first ice cream recipes from the 17th century included ambergris as a key flavoring agent.

Medieval and Renaissance cooks used it to add a fragrant, musky depth to sweets, sauces, and even savory dishes. It was a signal to everyone at the table that the host was incredibly wealthy, powerful, and not afraid to get a little weird with their ingredients.

So, Is Your Takeout Really That Sketchy?

Today, ambergris is illegal to trade in many countries, and synthetic alternatives are used in most perfumes. But its history is a wild reminder that what we consider "gross" or "weird" is all relative. The next time you're nervously waiting for that questionable delivery to arrive, just remember: at least it's not whale vomit. Probably. 🔥

Sources & More Reading

1.Smithsonian Ocean - "The Mystery of Ambergris" A fantastic overview of what ambergris is, how it’s formed, and its many historical uses, from ancient Egyptian incense to a seasoning for a king’s eggs. https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/marine-mammals/mystery-ambergris

2.Manuscript Cookbooks Survey - "Ambergris, the Perfume of Whales that once Scented Foods" A deep dive into the culinary history of ambergris, tracing its use from medieval Persian courts to Renaissance Italy and early America. https://www.manuscriptcookbookssurvey.org/ambergris-the-perfume-of-whales-that-once-scented-foods/

3.Wikipedia - "Ambergris" A comprehensive and well-sourced entry on all things ambergris, from its chemical composition to its cultural significance and modern legal status. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris

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